December 2011
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Worst Fears Realized
Ma: So, kumusta ka na?
Me: I'm still in Pedia. Really toxic. I haven't been eating and sleeping well. Lost a lot of weight.
Ma: Hala ka. Papangit ka sa graduation mo.
Me: Do. Not. Say. That.
Dec 30th
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Because I feel the need to broadcast my every...
How about Diagnostic Radiology?  No patients, just a whole lot of sitting around staring at pictures in the dark, and well, a lot of moolah. Yes? No? Be a Powerbooks employee instead?
Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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I received 12 sick little babies for Christmas.
I’m giving ‘em all away! They’re better than puppies! Oh. And Iza Calzado came by for some picture-takin’ yesterday. She was pretty.
Dec 26th
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My Christmas wish isn't that complicated, really.
I just wish for everyone who didn’t greet me tonight to experience some sort of abdominal pain.  Just kidding. Vomiting would be enough. Merry Christmas, everyone! Don’t eat too much.
Dec 24th
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straight guys: boobs are great
gay guys: boobs are great
straight girls: boobs are great
gay girls: boobs are great
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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“You can even let your husband watch!”
– Laura Kirkpatrick
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Let's be honest. Death was the best thing to...
All the baby weight lost in an instant. But poor, sad Ben Harmon though.   Oh whatever. Like anyone cares for him.
Dec 21st
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So I'm just gonna sit here all night waiting for...
Because that is just something I do.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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I Like My Classy Women
Ate: May DVD ako ng No Other Woman. Panoorin natin.
Me: Ano ka ba, Ate. Hindi maganda yung pinapakita ng movie na yan tungkol sa mga babae. Away lang nang away. Bangayan nang bangayan. Tsaka may papanoorin rin akong iba. (Goes into bedroom to continue my America's Next Top Model Marathon)
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Pet Peeve, Pedia OPD Edition
Patients who decide to discontinue medications on their own, without consulting their doctors, justifying it with “nawala na lang naman kasi ang sakit eh” and then come back to the clinic complaining of the same exact thing, only much worse. In one word: nagmamagaling. Malamang Ate, di gumaling ang TB ng anak niyo. Anim na buwan kasi dapat siyang ginamot. Ang layo ng isang linggo sa...
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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“Nostalgia is denial - denial of the painful present. The name for this denial is...”
– Midnight in Paris
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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That moment when you accidentally out a friend and...
Dec 15th
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“This is the thing: When you hit 28 or 30, everything begins to divide. You can...”
– Relevant magazine
Dec 15th
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Random Fact
Sweaters are my favorite articles of clothing. But I love summer like I love ice cream.
Dec 13th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 8th
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ListenBaby It’s Cold Outside - She & Him
Dec 7th
My 2011 Christmas Wishlist
A break from internship in the form of a plane ticket home Someone to sing ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside’ with Food. Duh.
Dec 5th
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ListenI’ll Make A Man Out Of You (Acapella Version) by...
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 2nd
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